The DaVinci Code

I got the "The DaVinci Code" DVD in my dad´s collection. To that moment i haven´t read this book, except the prequel, "Angels and Demons". Nah, i had to work the next day, and didn´t had the patience to see it all..or did I.? Sights... agh, let´s get this over with...I watched it in FAST FORWARD. Hmm...Louvre..ok..visit the Louvre...That guy from "Knight´s Tale"...painted white and dressed as a Sith Lord...ok....Forrest Gump gives a lecture...ok.....Jean Reno, the eternal french cop..plays...a french cop....Amelie Poulin...of course..this is Paris.....Doc Ock...ok......everything dark to hide rushed production values..ok....Magneto appears..huh..i bet he´ll point a gun to Amelie by the end...Da Vinci Paintings...some "Combustion" effects...nice.....huh .a medieval Holodeck..ok.....Magneto actually points a gun to Amelie.....then in slow motion...Amelie IS GOD, heck, we all knew that all along for years! what was the big buzz about.... .. zzzzzzz........